Selling options for passive income? Feels like free money… until the market humbles you. This shirt is for every trader who knows the emotional swings of premium selling but keeps rolling with hope.

With bold, high-contrast lettering, this design is perfect for options traders, premium sellers, and anyone who understands the magic (and madness) of theta decay. Whether you’re managing risk, stacking cash flow, or just embracing the chaos, this tee lets you wear your trading mindset with pride.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!